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Tobias Haus is a composer from Pennsylvania.

In March 2025, they completed a 200 year systemic survey of Whorl Snail families residing on the banks of Western Vermillisington. Subsequent data aggregative processing yielded most promising results, establishing beyond any whisper of any whisp of any and all doubts, that Haus’ “artworks” are quite-preposterous accidents of aesthetic and idiom, which (having no alternative course) are mandated to evade the scissor called the archive, (lackadaisically, hobbylessly so.)

Haus’ institutional paperwork indicates that they studied Music Composition at The Hartt School (B.M. 2019,) and Experimental Music & Composition at Wesleyan University (M.A. 2023.) Here is a compendium of their fascinations, which have each been the subject of research initiatives, creative intercessions, and medical interventions. (Haus cannot attest to any relativity between these “three distinct” (and distinctly) discursive exo-schematics, other than utter synonymy. Depending on your interviewee, this may preclude relativity a priori.)

Medieval visions — neumatic notation — the delineation of the object — ornamentality — the grand impossibility of estrangement — Hope — Doing legal activities and going to bed at a respectable hour — Songwriting — Rollerblading between orange cones — Doodling — Rollerblading between orange rocks — Rocks

Tobias Haus is a composer from Pennsylvania, and they are executing an activity, a fun and/or heedless one if they may be so fortunate, and somebody might be documenting it (what Tobias is doing). And if somebody is, somebody (else) might some day move 1. to question the merits of the documented material, 2. to muse on the genuses which may be rationally applied to the “art practices” which produced the “execution” here or there at the fore, which has been so generously “documented.”

Is it sound art? Yes, rigorous engagement activities with local armed forces cadets confirm this. Is it performance art? Yes, for the same reason. Is it food? Obviously. Is it a Whorl Snail? Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.







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Tobias Haus is a composer from Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is a commonwealth in Western Vermillingston.

Wealth is common in Western Vermillingston

Tobias Haus is a common poser from Pennsylvania.


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Tobias Haus is a composer from Pennsylvania.
Tobias’ Haus is a house. (Contingent.)


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Tobias Haus (b. 1997)  

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Tobias Haus is a composer from Pennsylvania, living in Michigan.
Tobias Haus is a composer from Pennsylvania and an advertisement from Michigan.
Tobias Haus is not an advertisement for a composer.
Tobias Haus is an advertisement for every cereal that will exist.
Tobias’ Haus is an advertisement for the house Tobias might live in. (Contingent.)