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FAQ:

Can you tell me about the layout of this website? It looks quite awful. Can you try harder?

Thanks for your question. It looks like you made your question by dropping two questions in the question-cauldron-caddy and then ladling yourself a bowl of query-Campbells. Fortunately, my communication is all about clarity, authenticiticky, and astrobiologic swearwords uttered by Regional Commandant Alistair Salamandracoolasixitst. While his terminationless vernacular tears across the gestalt of our billowing, boullion cosmos, I respond to your inquiry with but a single line. “Probably not”


Will your website infect my device(s) with malware?
Thanks for your question. Yes!



What is your favorite hobby?
Thanks for your question. My sleepwalking episodes are growing more perturbaceous by the day. Please do not ask me any more questions.

Okay
Do you know of anywhere I can dispose of 107 chassis and $2 billion in counterfeit bills?